Quotes on Very Witty

What I need is a woman who is something, anything: either very beautiful or very kind or in the last resort very wicked; very witty or very stupid, but something.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.