For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

When we envy another, we make their virtue our vice..

Higher education is not necessarily a guarantee of higher virtue..

I have never voted in my life..

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

God is always at work around you..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

Spin-offs were never really my thing..

Neither our vices nor our virtues further the poem..

Courage is a greater virtue than love. At best, it takes courage to love..

We simply have not kept in touch with poetry.

No one can be cured of being who they are..