Gloriously false. [Like Rahab.].
My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's..
Everywhere you look in L.A., you're reminded of what you're a part of - or what you're not a part of. And everyone you meet is talking about the same….
As you are, you see everything else..
You can't always say what you'd like to say..
We pass for what we are..
Don't idolize me, idolize yourself..
Why would I endorse the hibachi grill when I am the hibachi grill?.
My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life..
I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer..
The superman exists and he's American..
We just keep on having to save each other", he says. "We ever gonna be even?" "I hope not," I say.
Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?.
Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you, Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you. Mumbo . . . Jumbo . . . will . . . hoo-doo . . . you..
I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers..
Only the fittest will survive..
I like to explore things..
You're really playing against yourself. You have to learn what you can control and what you can't, and not let what you can't control affect your con….
History works itself out in the living..
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't..
I always knew I would adopt. Always..