I'm going to escape now..
Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..
We see not our own backs..
They that crouch to those who are above them, always trample on those who are below them..
History is at once freedom and necessity..
The great do not always prevail..
He who picks up one end of a stick picks up the other. He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that det….
Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.
You've got to tell your money what to do or it will leave..
I hope that death contains less than this..
I was stained by failure..
Overall, I'm quite good with how I spend my cashola..
I like that best as I am so hairy..
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!.
I cannot go and tell women what to wear and what not to wear; you have to decide on your own..
I don't like bare floors..
That which destroys the old mythos becomes the new mythos..
Don't just talk about it, do it..
I love to dance to Robyn, Nicki Minaj and Boney M..
Seek the good in everyone, and reveal it, bring it forth..
Love changes us, but we change how we love too..