You have no beginning of time. It's always been there..
It is poetry that changes everything..
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon..
How can I govern others, who can't even govern myself?.
Nobody's changing what you've got. You get to keep it..
As you get older, you learn there are some things out of your control..
The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be..
I have seen the future! Go back!.
I like the TV format. I like how fast it is..
You have to learn to hallucinate..
Your thoughts are making you..
Don't make much ado about nothing..
Nothing unattested do I sing..
just let Mitch be Mitch.
But no one can ever say I didn’t sing..
It's how you live that really counts.
We are not always totally happy about how we are portrayed..
To see what they see, sit where they sit..
It can always get worse..
Learn how to learn, then learn what to learn.
Your head is full of kelp..