Stand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're driving, waiting in line..

I've slept with Prince..

We never are definitely right, we can only be sure we are wrong..

Come with me. It's so much better than coming alone. (Lucan whispered to Lena).

The Gospel is a gospel of power or it is nothing at all..

Celebrity is intoxicating..

I've never fabricated or plagiarized anything..

I'd rather work to live than live to work..

There is nothing god cannot do..

Dedicate yourself to expressing your best..

My preference would have been to not go back on the air after 9\11, at all until the time felt right but that wasn't an option..

I'm Angie to everybody, you've got to learn..

I don't just love her, she owns me. Completely. I'd do anything for her.

Do less than you ever thought it was possible to do..

Love creates, it doesn't destroy..

You love me?” … “Yes. More than life..

What will come, will come; you just have to be there to meet it..

I've never been more famous than I was, suddenly, in 1986..

A lot of things just aren't true any more..

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig..

I always knew I would adopt. Always..