I love a good Dorothy L. Sayers..

Who do you serve? Do you serve somebody? I serve the poem, no one..

I never have anything to talk about..

What God originates, God orchestrates..

I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it.

Swallows and Amazons for-ever!.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon..

I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner order in, that sort of thing..

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway..

I just thought that Adrienne [Shelly] wrote a great character [for Waitress]. It really was all on the page..

I wouldn't say that my experience making it [the Waitress] was necessarily uplifting, but watching it with an audience, I was surprised at how hopefu….

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick..

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters..

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress..

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life.

I love people and want to be good to people. If I'm in restaurant and somebody doesn't treat a waitress right, I literally will leave. I will unfrien….

I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school..

All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities..

Refills are free,” the waitress tells us with a frown, like she’s hoping we’re not the kind of people who ask for endless refills. I am already prett….