I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
It was hysterical going to work. I would just walk in and think, 'What in hell? Am I here? What's going on? I'm going to wake up in a minute. I'm in ….
I know you can dream your way through an otherwise fine life, and never wake up, which is what I almost did..
My new favorite thing is to wake up in hotel rooms, and write on the hotel pads. Usually, it's nothing. I leave it in a hotel and get really embarras….
If it should happen you wake up and Armageddon has come, lie still..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
Why I wake up in the morning is that I'm still alive, and I want to figure out whatever I can before it's over..
You know you drank too much the night before when you wake up with crop circles in your pubes..
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it..
I think glamour all the time. I wake up in the morning and I’m already thinking glamour..
All the days that you wake up you have one job and that's to get better, every single day..
I wake up and check my Instagram to see what I missed out on last night. Then I check my Twitter. Then I check my Tumblr..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
I wake up and I see the face of the devil and I ask him, "What time is it?".
The ambitions are wake up, breathe, keep breathing..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
We've seen it in the last U.S. presidential campaign 2016: both sides were trading graphs and circulating data visualizations to make their point. So….
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..