When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.
The early morning has gold in its mouth.
I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
I wake up saying, I'm still alive; a miracle. And so I keep on pushing.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
And what's the point of waking up in the morning if you don't try to match the enormousness of the known forces in the world with something powerful in your own life?
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
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