I want to open my own yoga studio. Planning construction and looking at properties is fun..

I want to be the best leadoff hitter of our time..

Anything that can be dreamed is true..

They that crouch to those who are above them, always trample on those who are below them..

Funny how someone telling you not to do something can talk you into it..

He never knew when he was whipped ... So he never was..

One can either work or meet. One cannot do both at the same time..

Maintain yourself and everything maintains itself around you..

I make movies. I'm not in politics..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I think we all want to be remembered for what we did..

I don't really want to tell jokes about trivia; I'd kind of rather tell jokes about things like life and death..

My worth to God in public is what I am in private..

The ego does not want to be wrong, ever..

We can love completely what we cannot completely understand..

We are being programmed by mental pygmies..

With God, it's possible to be content wherever we are, with whatever we have..

Never point at anything beige and call it cool..

I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis..

Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do..

You're a writer. Make it up..