I don't want to be a luvvie actor. It took a long time for me to accept I was an actor, a professional actor, and that, actually, I make a living out….

They don't actually want you to do your own thing, not unless it's their thing too..

If you want to go into space first time on a new vehicle that's never been flown, you want to go with a pro..

The pattern of the narrative never of necessity wants to end, it never has to..

If I sign up for Facebook and want my account destroyed, it is impossible. They keep tabs on you; there will always be a trace..

Nobody wants to conduct an autopsy on a dead saint..

The poor must be wisely visited and liberally cared for, so that mendicity shall not be tempted into mendacity, nor want exasperated into crime..

You've got to want to be married to the person you're married to..

I always did sing. It's always been something I love to do but it has also been the most private and most secret thing that you don't really want to ….

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go..

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He’s irresistible to me. I mean seriously, I want to pay less attention to him..

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs..

At one time, I wanted to be a WWE wrestler. I still do. I want to go in the ring once and mess around and jump off the ropes and do a Stone Cold stun….

I just want to say thank you to everyone who watched and tuned in and loved my evil gayness..

I want to know a lot of things I don't already know -especially as the things I do know, if written down, do not have the permanence I want in my min….

In a typical 401k plan, when you first become eligible you get a big pile of forms and you're told, fill out these forms if you want to join. Tell us….

My mantra is if you want to help people accomplish some goal, make it easy..

I don't want to be an island. I want to be more of a tourist attraction. You stop here, I take your money and you go..

If you want to judge me, I can handle it..

I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it is a Pilsner or a Kulmbacher..

Never want to say anything so strongly that you give up the option of finding something better. If you have to say it, you will..