I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go..

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He’s irresistible to me. I mean seriously, I want to pay less attention to him..

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs..

At one time, I wanted to be a WWE wrestler. I still do. I want to go in the ring once and mess around and jump off the ropes and do a Stone Cold stun….

I just want to say thank you to everyone who watched and tuned in and loved my evil gayness..

In a typical 401k plan, when you first become eligible you get a big pile of forms and you're told, fill out these forms if you want to join. Tell us….

My mantra is if you want to help people accomplish some goal, make it easy..

I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it is a Pilsner or a Kulmbacher..

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk..

He that goeth about to persuade a multitude that they are not so well governed as they ought to be shall never want attentive and favorable hearers..

I want my poor value to exist past me, somewhere else..

I don't particularly want to smear myself into a hillside..

The main thing on film is you want to be innocent to the moment..

I don't watch the dailies. You want to just turn in your resignation when you watch the dailies..

Find the compensatory blessings in your life when, in the wisdom of the Lord, He deprives you of something you very much want… You will discover comp….

It's an improvisation on a theme. You know where you want to go, but you don't know how to get there. It's not linear..

It is a poor head that cannot find plausible reason for doing what the heart wants to do..

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit..

I got quite bored when I was hanging in the air. I want to do it without a parachute next..

This life is temporary, this body is temporary, but while I'm here I want to get as much out of it as I can.

I want to be remembered as a storyteller..