I like to go into the studio and let things happen. I like to just let the session take on. I don't want to have to clock in at nine and end at eight….

When you're listening to my album, I want you to know that things happen and eventually you get over it.

Let them that don't want none have memories of not gettin' any..

My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me..

I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback..

Never underestimate the power of the human mind to believe what it wants to believe, no matter the conflicting evidence..

All the other stuff without love? Not worth a whole lot. Love starts with ourselves and needs to be approached like anything else we want to master-w….

Anytime you do something out of the ordinary, there will be skeptics. Everyone wants a reason why. That's fine. What's happened with me is just an ac….

I'm a spreadsheet guy. But you get to that moment of truth, and it has nothing to do with a spreadsheet. You've got to factor in what your competitor….

It's 45 minutes after the game right now and I still don't want to take this jersey off. That's because I know that when I do it'll be for the last t….

I remind myself that I don't have the ability to completely manipulate reality to be exactly what I want it to be..

So that's Godzilla, he's ultimately going to get you regardless of what you do. Maybe the people who made the American Godzilla film were scared of t….

I don't want to be remembered as 'the son of Bruce Lee'..

In fact, I want to be a Transformer as an adult. I would transform into a Gulf Stream 500..

I went to school to be an actor in Canada and realized I hated auditions once I left, which is a huge problem if you want to get a part..

If the Space Beings want to contact you, they will do so. They do the choosing..

We don't want to disqualify individuals who are selected partly because they bring that diverse experience to the court in cases where that experienc….

Don't get me wrong. I want people to know who I am..

You ever want me to show you what it's like to have a man in your bed, you know where to find me..

I'm happy to have the opportunity to record the records I want to - I'm very aware that that's a privilege..

I find fault with my children because I like them and I want them to go places - uprightness and strength and courage and civil respect and anything ….