I just tried to build on my failures..

But I'm looking at life, and I'm putting nothing off..

You can put anything into words, except your own life..

Things do tend to come around when the time is right though..

There is this thing about time that you can't see at the time you're at..

I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

Do your best. And then let life do the rest..

I cannot go and tell women what to wear and what not to wear; you have to decide on your own..

America was built on her citizens..

I don't pull, I just receive..

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else..

Money has no religion except itself..

Love doesn't exactly come with an off switch..

The best religion is the most tolerant..

You can't expect anything to be handed to you. And I learned that..

How I like to be liked, and what I do to be liked!.

You are what you pretend to be..

I'm not a flowerchild or anything like that... whatever it was..

To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend..

I will not be misquoted!.