I'm really bad at being nonviolent..

Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control..

Because I'm around comedians all the time, in my downtime I tend not to watch comedy. Something the whole family enjoys is 'You've Been Framed!' It s….

Watch your actions, they become your habits. Watch your habits, they become your character..

Tinks titties Rache Jenks.

You don't have to follow anybody's rules..

It’s just this sense that you got something to say..

There are no indisputable truths..

The works of nature must all be accounted good..

I've never fabricated or plagiarized anything..

Taking away from someone else will never make you any better..

I have this thing that, once I finish a movie, I never see it again..

Smiles come best from those who weep..

A lot of stuff I do, 10 years later it becomes popular..

I skip through the programming to watch the commercials..

Initially I borrowed the word "perverse" for my works from Roland Barthes, meaning pleasure-driven and not geared to inform or promote a service or a….

Always destroy what is in you..

What am I a prostitute? Am I your prostitute? You can't prostitute me..

I do idiosyncratic dramedies..

The rottenness comes from within..

We had no domestic attacks under Bush..