I see pictures all the time. I could stay for hours and watch a raindrop..

God doesn't just love all of us. He loves each of us..

I am often asked how I got into the business. I didn't. The business got into me..

I don't have television so I don't watch TV..

You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum..

Jen, we did it. Everyone's free now..

We take what what we can get..

I'm a professional food eater..

I'm never afraid of research. I relish it!.

He who jumps into the void owes no explanation to those who stand and watch..

Living, it can be sad too..

I stray away from formulaic, the formatted..

Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?.

I've never seen 'Seinfeld', never seen 'The Cosby Show'; I just don't watch it. I saw half of 'Oprah' one time. I'd rather read..

When I look in the mirror, I see an ever-unfolding process..

The beauty of Netflix is that you can figure out a good part of the season before you get started. You're never in the hole of, "Oh, we've already re….

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes..

Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops..

I feel like always wanting more... that's how you grow and learn. You can't just be satisfied with where you are. There's so much more to learn and c….

There's a lot of things you can't control. But you can always be a pro..

When you don’t have much, having less isn’t so bad..