No one's going to shoot at me..

It's really good to be here and as I always say, it's really good to be anywhere!.

All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday..

What so wild as words are?.

Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others..

We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble..

I have failed at many things, but I have never been afraid..

When somebody tells me I cannot do something, that's when I do it..

I don't engage in hypotheticals..

I have this phobia: I don't like mirrors. And I don't watch myself on television. If anything comes on, I make them shut it off, or I leave the room..

Better to have something to say than to have to say something..

There are no rules. Let the picture lead you where it must go..

We are never content with our lot..

You should watch what you say to people..

Do what's right and you'll never go wrong..

To each our own Hamlet..

Graved inside of it, "Italy"..

Dearest, loveliest Elizabeth! What do I not owe you! You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. By you, I was properly humb….

Gifts make friends and friends make gifts..

I love Eminem, I love Moby. Why can't we just be friends?.

Because I loved myself, I was loved..