As a good horse is not very apt to jump over a bank, if left to guide himself, I let mine pick his own way..

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show..

We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas..

The surest way to find an actively managed fund that will have top-quartile returns is to look for a fund that has bottom-quartile expenses..

Black women all over the world should re-unite and re-examine the way history has portrayed us..

I coulda' had class. I coulda' been a contender! But instead I got a one way ticket to Palookaville..

I do not believe that the way paint is applied should be more important than what is portrayed..

If any vestige of the American automobile industry is to survive, it must involve state-of-the-art vehicles that are not equal to but surpass the bes….

The way to tell a really big story, I think, is to tell a really small story..

I don't think our family is falling apart and getting destroyed. I just think it's rearranging itself in the way God meant it to be because it wasn't….

Music… is a memory bank for finding one’s way about the world..

I can tell by the way somebody walks if they can dance or not. Just by the rhythm..

While housing discrimination and segregation in 2005 still affect millions of people, that's not the way it has to be. Some things can change and sho….

Either you understand or you don't, and that is that..

It's all about the confidence..

I mean the opposite of what I say./You've got it now? No, it's the other way..

I'm me, and I'm like nobody else..

I love to be called Doc..

I see parody as another form of comedy. If you are making a comedy, there are a lot of different ways to do it. I'm not necessarily always aware of m….

A number of Iraqis told us they had welcomed the U.S. forces as liberators initially but in the intervening months, they had come to feel that they h….

Look at all the magazines: There's always 10 ways to be better at something..