I brings the ruckus to the ladies..
I don't have anything to hide..
What about the future?" "We'll talk about the future when it gets here..
Always sing below your potential..
Women like being kissed..
It's not that he was going nowhere, it's that he'd already arrived..
You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along..
You don’t have to beg God; you just have to act upon His Word..
Success has less to do with what we can get ourselves to do and more to do with keeping ourselves from doing what we shouldn’t..
I love the dead... Frequently..
It's always weird to shoot when you're really basically not wearing anything..
No one notices I'm breaking inside..
It ain't what things actually are, it's all they stand for..
My wife has lived with at least five different men since we were wed - and each of the five has been me..
I have seen my mugshot..
To stay youthful, stay useful..
I don't really like ska..
I didn't have a life until I went up onstage..
Before my death I hope to obtain my life..
I'm the only thing I'll ever hold against you..
Everything was believed except the truth..