I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. ….
Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'..
Be my wife, all my life..
My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength..
On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public..
I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends ….
My wife, there's certain kinds of housework that she just doesn't see as necessary to do in the way that I do. Things like the state of our closet or….
My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life..
I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits..
Universities hire professors the way some men choose wives - they want the ones the others will admire..
I started to have panic attacks on stage and my wife just asked, "Why don't you just stop?" I was doing Ghost Whisperer at the time so I was making e….
The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want t….
I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage..
My Cleveland years were both scientifically and personally most rewarding. My wife Judy was able to rejoin me in our research and my research group g….
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife..
My wife and I met right down the street. Our single, 'Just a Kiss' is kind of about that moment. I was trying to replicate that dance-off between Jus….
It's like, once you've seen Tom Hanks win the Golden Globes, the Oscars, you've seen his wife, what kind of car he drives, when you watch his movies,….
I watch a romcom only when my wife drags me.
My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her..
I didn't have any expectations of what my family life would end up being like. But I've been very blessed in my life to have a wife who loves me and ….
My wife thinks I'm a narcissist, but I just think it's hilarious going on YouTube and seeing these covers. There are so many of them - literally hund….