I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife..
My wife and daughter have accused me of being too silent at breakfast but I don't want to talk when I don't have much to say..
If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much more romantic and nomadic existence..
There is nothing I have to reflect on that gives me more satisfaction than the fact that my life is insured for the benefit of my Dear Wife and child….
If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au revoir'..
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3..
Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf..
A wife, domestic, good, and pure, Like snail, should keep within her door; But not, like snail, with silver track, Place all her wealth upon her back..
Caesar's wife should be above suspicion..
If I am never to have you again after this night, this moment, you will remain the wife of my soul. Keeper of my heart..
After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it..
I'm very involved in FIU. I'm class of '96 and my wife is class of '97. I'm a member of the foundation board. We talk about where the university is s….
We all know that television is better for women as they get into their 40s. You could be more three-dimensional, not just the wife or the mother..
Women have only had the vote for less than 100 years. Before that, we were wives and essentially kind of property. We grew up, and our parents wanted….
Julius Caesar divorced his wife Pompeia, but declared at the trial that he knew nothing of what was alleged against her and Clodius. When asked why, ….
My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine..
I co-own the ranch with my brother, and he and his wife are really the backbone of the operation..
My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest..
Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife..
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife..
Men with shaved heads are always better. Just ask my wife..