My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have..
The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he’s asleep..
Yeah, I was born in Montreal and I go back to Vancouver and Toronto a lot, so I have a sense of being Canadian, and I was raised by two Canadians, an….
You know how everyone felt like they were the favorite person of Rasulallah salAllahu 'alayhi wa sallam? We need to bring that sunnah into our homes.….
I read an interview with Daniel Woodrell once where he said something like, basically, if people had said what they said to him in a bar instead of w….
The 'leisured' wife was a badge of achievement, the ornament to hard work and virtue for families on the way up..
I have a secret stash of Nutella that I pull out when necessary. That chocolate-hazelnut combo is my wife's kryptonite..
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted..
I've been to Chicago a lot - it's one of my favorite places. My wife is from Chicago, and I worked in the theater there a lot..
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out..
There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I ge….
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please..
The theater is like a faithful wife. The film is the great adventure - the costly, exacting mistress..
I heard someone say the other day that they thought it was sexier to call someone their fiance instead of their husband or wife..
I keep saying that backwards is all you can see. You can't see front. My wife says, "Stop, you're always in the past." She sees me sort of daydreamin….
How much the wife is dearer than the bride..
I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife..
I'd like to be a wife and mother. I guess I'll know Mr. Right when I meet him..
The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate..
Little Britain… ever since it first came on… I come here a lot, we have a lot of friends here, my wife used to work with a lot of Brits, so we were a….
If you cheat on your wife, you'll cheat on your business partner..