There was a time when I thought I loved my first wife more than life itself. But now I hate her guts. I do. How do you explain that? What happened to….

If Courtezans and Strumpets were to be prosecuted with as much Rigour as some silly People would have it, what Locks or Bars would be sufficient to p….

If I didn't have [a] wife, maybe I can say, 'Yeah, I'm disappointed I'm not maybe good looking.' ... I don't know about China, but in Russia, I still….

My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone..

I don't necessarily recommend directing your husband or wife in a film, but if you have to do it, you have to do it..

When you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu, my friend Lee Saunders has said, and he is correct..

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite..

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!.

I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends ….

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!.

How could I have been a wife, a mother and a singer? Who takes care of the piccolini when you go around the world? Your children would not call you M….

Nobody can tell you how to be a good wife or husband..

I have to change to stay the same..

DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!.

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced..

Selecting a stroke is like selecting a wife. To each his own..

You live day by day. You can't build your life..

I'm very blessed that I have such a supportive wife who is secure with letting me embarrass myself..

I is what I is, and I'm not changing..

Why does the blind man's wife paint herself..

The movies I like are always movies where cinema is reinvented like if it was the beginning of cinema..