Nathan always believed his wife was trying to poison him but he didn't seem to mind. He said it made life kind of exciting..
My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of my marriage, ….
When my boy arrived in this life, on this planet, it was completely a new dimension of experience for me and my wife. I'm still riding on the wave of….
The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny..
It needs a cold wife to prompt lechery..
I'm 29 years-old and, sure, I'm looking to find a wife..
I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife..
I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's….
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud..
My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car..
I thought being on stage was an amazing feeling, but there is nothing that can top watching my wife bring our son into this world..
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will..
Men who marry wives very much superior to themselves are not so truly husbands to their wives as they are unawares made slaves to their position..
The wives who are not deserted, but who have to feed and clothe and comfort and scold and advise, are the true objects of commiseration; wives whose ….
The invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out..
Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives..
I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's..
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first..
It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway..
There is a joke that I use all the time. I say it to my kids. I used to say it to my wife. She'd be talking to me about something very serious and th….
If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country..