I'm no syllogism incarnate, but my wife makes me look like Immanuel Kant..
That's silly talk... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper..
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive..
Public space can be a lot better with some private space to contradict it and vice versa. It keeps the system alive. If the system is just one thing,….
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, ….
That, which others compress - will widen up and open. That, which others weaken - will strengthen. That, which others destroy - will blossom. Whoever….
I go into a movie sort of saying what it's not going to be..
The Threarah doesn't like anything he hasn't thought of for himself..
I never said to myself, "I'm going to be the greatest." I just wanted to do my own thing..
I've been doing African dance all my life..
These are the days of bootleg love..
Isn't life the strangest thing you've ever seen?.
My wife asks me, when I get home from auditions, if they asked how tall I am. And if I say "Yes," then she says, "Okay, you didn't get that job.".
We all have to meet our match sometime or other..
Fear is a sign-usually a sign that I'm doing something right..
You have to create something from nothing..
Most African women are taught to endure abusive marriages. They say endurance means a good wife but most women endure abusive relationship because th….
You take advantage of your position as a famous actor to meet women..
We all need a meaning to our life..
How I like to be liked, and what I do to be liked!.