My wife thinks I'm a narcissist, but I just think it's hilarious going on YouTube and seeing these covers. There are so many of them - literally hund….

The more it changes, the more it's the same thing..

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehe….

Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in..

With the advent of Twitter and Facebook and other social networking sites, genuine privacy can only be found by renting a private villa for a holiday….

Presuasion is what you say immediately before you deliver your message that leverages your success tremendously..

To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, youn….

My wife, whenever I'd go off to work and I'd be kind of anxious, she'll say, 'Remember, have fun.' Oh, I forgot, thanks for the reminder. Because som….

Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be..

First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife..

I work with the dead, but I am working for the living..

Is not poetry the food of love?.

I like to go to the movies or read..

the more you live the more things reflect all around you!!!!.

I don't have the genetic make-up of a frontman, but I'm learning how to do it..

History is at once freedom and necessity..

I loved all the parts of him, even the ones I didn't understand..

There are some things that cannot be expressed through words. And that is why we dance..

Death is the only grammatically correct full stop..

India's notoriously difficult. It's visa routine is notoriously difficult to get a residency permit and all that stuff, so that threw up all kinds of….

…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives..