Let no one who can be his own belong to another..

I only have control over what I do..

I have always been afraid of banks..

He is truly great in who hath power over himself..

I thought a great line in the What Just Happened movie said, "We're just the mayonnaise.".

Faith is trusting in the good. Fear is putting your trust in the bad..

Discern the vital few from the trivial Many..

But what we all have to learn is that we can't do everything ourselves..

Better to separate than never to marry..

Be sure that whatever you are is you..

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop..

Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously..

I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me..

There's not too many shows with, you know, mid 20s male lead on it. And I thought that would be obviously something to go for The Listener..

You can't go wrong with love..

The gods have their own rules..

I'm thankful for my POLKADOTS!.

I like to be surprised by life..

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3..

I've never tried to be something I'm not..

He is praised by some, blamed by others..