You are what you wear..

I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes..

I'm getting grumpier all the time..

In truth, how much time do any of us really have?.

I understand Twitter much more than I understand Tumblr..

Every thing is of the nature of no thing..

You can't go back to how things were. How you thought they were. All you really have is...now..

‎I am something that was. and I am something that not yet..

It's something to be Great, It's nothing to be Famous.

Freedom is not for the timid..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

Time must be explicitly managed, like money..

The nature of things is to have no nature; it is their non-nature that is their nature. For they have only one nature: no-nature..

It wasn't that the X-1 would kill you, it was the systems in the X-1 that would kill you..

A catless writer is almost inconceivable..

You're tearing me apart!.

I am a rank individualist..

I only eat things that you don't have to kill..

Truth resides where there is faith..

We read best what we read most..

Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except, I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all..