Quotes on Wittiest

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.