Quotes on Witty Birthday

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

Today you are you! That is truer than true!

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.