Quotes on Witty One Liners

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.