Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

Be sure that whatever you are is you..

God is the same everywhere..

There is, quite literally, nothing to understand..

No one's ever called me anything but 'Arne.'.

We is always so much better than I..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..

There are good places to play and bad places..

We stand now where two roads diverge. But unlike the roads in Robert Frost's familiar poem, they are not equally fair. The road we have long been tra….

I like it when I strut..

Don't anoint me when you can anoint yourself..

It's necessary, at some point, to destroy your beauty..

You have no beginning of time. It's always been there..

Let's take the work seriously, and not ourselves seriously..

The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed..

Better to separate than never to marry..

Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear..

In America, we have lost millions of decent-paying jobs. That has got to end..

You can't escape from what you are..