It's called civilization. Women invented it, and every time you men blow it all to bits, we just invent it again..
Only good people feel guilt..
Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on..
It is far easier for a woman to lead a blameless life than it is for a man; all she has to do is to avoid sexual intercourse like the plague..
Beauty does not come with creams and lotions. God can give us beauty, but whether that beauty remains or chagnes is determined by our thoughts and de….
Death is too much for men to bear, whereas women, who are practiced in bearing the deaths of men before their own and who are alsopracticed in bearin….
A man of fine perceptions is more truly feminine than a merely sentimental woman..
Teach girls to read and to work at something where they can bring home money - and the entire balance of power shifts..
I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up..
There's no reason to yell at anybody..
The world is the book of women. Whatever knowledge they may possess is more commonly acquired by observation than by reading..
Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves..
A man says what he knows, a woman says what will please..
It is usual for a woman, even though she may ardently desire to give herself to a man, to feign reluctance, to simulate alarm or indignation. She mus….
B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view..
My father was right. Unfortunately, he died before I could tell him..
People don't have fortunes left them in that style nowadays; men have to work and women to marry for money. It's a dreadfully unjust world..
Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait..
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me..
The all American work ethic, destructive enough by itself, also packs a gender double standard that strip-mines the natural resources of both parents….
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd grown up.