For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

There are two kinds of directors in the theater. Those who think they are God and those who are certain of it..

A true gentleman never leaves his lady..

I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

You're not gonna tell me who I am. I'm gonna tell you who I am..

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

The man who asks a woman what she wants deserves all that's coming to him..

If you would know the political and moral condition of a people, ask as to the position of its women..

I have never voted in my life..

I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants..

Women don't require motives that are comprehensible to my intellectual processes..

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

For women there are, undoubtedly, great difficulties in the path, but so much the more to overcome. First, no woman should say, "I am but a woman!" B….

Confusion has seized us, and all things go wrong, The women have leaped from their spheres, And, instead of fixed stars, shoot as comets along, And ….