When I go to karaoke, I'm still the worst guy there..

The only fear is fear itself, so get rid of it..

I recreate myself; that is my only power..

I do so much work that I don't have a lot of time for my life!.

Can you see me? All of me? Probably not. No one ever really has..

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong..

Before you invest in something, invest the time to understand it.

Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously..

Guilt and no guilt: these were the worst things. The only thing worse than the guilt was the fear of getting caught..

We all have the right to be wrong and be loved just the same..

You are either going forward or you are not..

There is time in life for everything..

The one who is happy, that's the one who is right..

I grill, therefore I am..

You don't have to do anything..

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever..

Now, don't be angry after you've been afraid. That's the worst kind of cowardice..

I think a lot of time, I'm just writing my worst fears..

I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy..

Pretty much the worst reason to bomb someone is to prove that you're willing to bomb someone..

I complete what I start..