It would be absolute folly to rule myself out of any job..

It's OK to wear the same thing every day..

I graduated in '94 from Yale and New York Undercover was my first gig on TV. I was really all over the place with roles, which is what I wanted to do..

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life..

I'd love to work with Disney again..

If there were one city I should pick to live in, it would be New York. It is a city where I walk down the street and feel anything is possible..

I've always been reasonably fatalistic..

Life was a pre-death experience..

Love creates, it doesn't destroy..

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record..

There are the manufacturing multitudes of England; they must have work, and find markets for their work; if machines and the Black Country are ugly, ….

Until you respond to God by faith, you do not receive from Him, because God is a faith-God..

Everything I say is true..

A true teacher would never tell you what to do. But he would give you the knowledge with which you could decide what would be best for you to do..

That's what poems are for, unlivable love..

Freedom has never been free..

Could you be loved and be loved?.

You`ve got to just follow the money [in Washington]. You see it. There`s no countervailing power..

When we are honoured for a thing, we become attached to that thing..

I am one of the crucified dead..

I love to work. I love doing standup..