Had I joined a straight rock band, I'm sure my drumming would be a little bit different right now..

I would not like to direct, I would be one of those terrible directors who can't help line reading the actors their lines, because I would just want ….

I consider it my duty to acknowledge God. To take down the Ten Commandments and to stop holding prayer would be a violation of that duty. I will not ….

Twice I have testified in congress that unbiased funding on the subject of the causes of warming would be much closer to a reality if 50% of that mon….

Just think of something that would be "wonderful" if it were only "possible". Then set out to make it possible..

The only rule is there are no rules..

Twitter. It's not a good sound, is it? If it were worth doing, there would be a better word for it..

The world would be a duller place without Moulin Rouge..

I'm sure that a French production of this [Maigret series] would be different. For better or worse, who's to say, but probably not very good for 8 o'….

I would be a vegetarian if the food was better..

Perhaps the best god would be like a woman, because only women really knew how to forgive.

The problem to solve is, whether a single or a double government would be most advantageous; and, in considering that point, I am met by this difficu….

Life would be indeed easier if the experimentalists would only pause for a little while!.

Yes, the cost is high, but the price of neglect would be infinitely higher..

The worst defect in the world would be to consider yourself free from faults. Being too greatly saddened by one's faults can come from having one's ….

After that, work and hope. But never hope more than you work.

Not justified - but Himmler told me that if the Jews were not exterminated at that time, then the German people would be exterminated for all time by….

As for an eternity in heaven - that would be hell!.

If there were no hell, the loss of heaven would be hell..

I've never understood what the upside of marriage would be for me personally..

I knew going in that being a single parent would be one of the toughest jobs I'd ever have. I'd been a talk-show host, actor, comic, and on and on, b….