I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared..

I've never considered stand-up. Luckily I'm given great lines to say. I'm not sure how great my timing would be if I actually had to come up with my ….

If all I ever wrote about was inner city freaks, I think it would be dishonest..

If you would be a writer, first be a reader.

I consider anybody who has been able to make a living in this business [movie business] without having to do something else for a living for any peri….

If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world..

If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live..

Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the movies one day, and damned if I didn't make it..

Maybe somewhere in some other galaxy there is a super-intelligence so colossal that from our point of view it would be a god. But it cannot have been….

I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know..

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it..

What is there to regret? I'm a committed Nazi, and if I had to be born a thousand times over, I would be a thousand times what I have been..

How did thie person-someone I'd imagined would be my polar opposite-always seem to find the things that would make me the happiest?.

The whole economy would be much healthier if it would transition to an asset-based economy rather than a credit-based one..

God would grant all of us wisdom, calm, and peace, that his presence would be in the operating room, and that his will might be done..

And no, I'm not a walking C++ dictionary. I do not keep every technical detail in my head at all times. If I did that, I would be a much poorer progr….

A white noise app wouldn't work for me - I would be too distracted by the non-white noise noises I could still hear, even more distracted than i woul….

I believe [ Rajiv Gandhi] had a real sense that he would be assassinated..

If this lady is pleased to spend her days with Franklin, he would be just as pleased to spend his nights with her..

As I was working I noticed that the way I designed the differential gearing actually created a spare drive that sat directly below the emperor's feet….

If I have no children what would be the point of living..