I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as i….

The quickest way to defuse fear or insecurity or anger is usually humor. I think comics figure that out quickly, and, once you figure it out, you thi….

I do want for people instead of downloading music for free, to start purchasing, that's how everyone makes their living, that's how I make my living ….

Butch nodded as if he knew exactly what was doing. "Like I said, my man, it's whatever. You and me? Same as always, no matter who you screw. Although….

The only thing it would be nice to have more of would be M & M's..

I don't think I would be a writer if I had stayed in Chile. I would be trapped in the chores, in the family, in the person that people expected me to….

A world without the United Nations or with a paralyzed United Nations would be far more costly to all of us and far more dangerous to peace and stabi….

I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power..

If we [Microsoft Corporation] weren't still hiring great people and pushing ahead at full speed, it would be easy to fall behind and become a mediocr….

Pornography is writing that seeks primarily, even exclusively, to bring about sexual stimulation. This can be done crudely or delicately. In the form….

If Bangladesh succumbs to the rule of one family, it would be a major step backward for the region..

I think I started lip-synching about halfway through the first day, and it's not as easy as you think it would be. But it's definitely better than a ….

I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishnes….

I don't like definitions, but if there is a definition of freedom, it would be when you have control over your reality to transform it, to change it,….

In another life, I would be your girl, we keep all our promises, the us against the world, In another life, I would make you stay, So I don't have to….

If people that made products didn't market them and sell them we'd have no economy and nobody would be working..

My heart's been torn wide open, just like I feared it would be, and I have no willpower to close it back up..

I knew I wanted to direct since I was a kid. That was something I was always fascinated by and wanted to experience and see if I would be any good at….

To say that you can't see echoes of the past in what I do would be absurd. Everything that has preceded me has affected me..

Individual transportation has become synonymous for freedom and liberty, so it would be difficult to actually get rid of individualized transport, an….

He would be the finer gentleman that should leave the world without having tasted of lying or pretence of any sort, or of wantonness or conceit..