I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced..

To see the best before I have properly begun would be somewhat premature..

Don’t make it sound like I laughed because I was troubled or inconvenienced or put out. I don’t want them to read anything into it. But if you want t….

Who knew heartbreak would be so goddamn hot..

They won't listen. Do you know why? Because they have certain fixed notions about the past. Any change would be blasphemy in their eyes, even if it w….

If I had only one film in the world to save, it would be 'Grand Illusion.'.

I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t batting for the other team, I’d marry you.” He grinned. “If I weren’t batting for the oth….

Sophia Loren would be a glamour girl even if she were in rags selling fish. She has the look, the movement and the intellect..

Harry, Cedric, I suggest you both go up to bed," said Dumbledore, smiling at both of them. "I am sure Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are waiting to celebr….

Sanity is a matter of culture and convention. If it's a crazy culture you live in, then you have to be irrational to want to conform. A completely ra….

Christianity would be helpless without the idea of freewill and the idea of freewill would be helpless without incongruity..

There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren't watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else..

The Apostle Peter preaching on the day of Pentecost of the risen Savior, says, "God hath made that same Jesus, whom ye have crucified, both Lord and ….

Have you ever wondered what a church full of Pharisees would be like? 1. They would all attend every service 2. They would all tithe 3. They would al….

Suppose we were to teach creationism. What would be the content of the teaching? Merely that a creator formed the universe and all species of life re….

My great panacea for making society at once better and more enjoyable would be to cultivate greater sincerity..

My favorite, favorite, favorite, and the greatest comedian that could ever exist if you could Frankenstein a comedian together, would be one part Ric….

I have fun with it and I am honest and open about the way I lead my life and don't mislead anyone. I've had the time of my life and thank God for tha….

In the world of poetry there are would-be poets, workshop poets, promising poets, lovesick poets, university poets, and a few real poets..

If I had to run a company on three measures, those measures would be customer satisfaction, employee satisfaction and cash flow..

I would be so scared if I was a gay guy...you'll, like, die of AIDS..