I can't say anymore than I love you. Anything else would be a waste of breath..

Philosophers, for the most part, are constitutionally timid, and dislike the unexpected. Few of them would be genuinely happy as pirates or burglars.….

I think multiple levels of undo would be wonderful, too..

If there was a sense of - a bigger sense of responsibility in the various leadership positions in America, things would be not as grotesquely overly ….

When I'm playing with the band or playing with some projects or some of my own stuff it's about the musical approach. That would be the more turntabl….

I even watched Mulholland Drive in French... it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either..

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative..

All of my cats are adopted and all show their gratitude on a daily basis. I don't know where I would be without them..

There's nobody who would be willing to do an interview on a regular basis that you can't go and Google and find out what has happened to them in the ….

If I had a dog, I'd train him to kill on command. And the command I'd use would be, "Is he friendly?".

I like it when I'm on the stage, but honestly, I would be very happy if I could cut it off, just enjoy my life when I wasn't performing..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

The only identification that would be inscribed on any cat's collar would be "This is the cat's cat.".

Lying has become so much the accepted norm that people lie even when it would be simpler to tell the truth..

You are someone and you have a right to your life..

I don't aspire, but I would be very happy if one of my poems suddenly offered someone a shady rest stop, a breather in our interminable march under t….

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

Never tell a loved one of an infidelity: you would be badly rewarded for your troubles. Although one dislikes being deceived, one likes even less to….

I would think a lot more would be done to demand justice, to demand that officials in Belgrade have a serious investigation..

A Western would be good. I'd love to do a Western..

Africa is to be pitied, worshipped or dominated.