And luck? I've always said about Dizzy Dean that if the roof fell in and Diz was sitting in the middle of the room, everybody else would be buried in….

If those who owe us nothing gave us nothing, how poor we would be..

Yet it would be your duty to bear it, if you could not avoid it: it is weak and silly to say you cannot bear what it is your fate to be required to b….

[Could you show us how Lana Del Rey dances in a club?] That would be illegal..

David Mamet was great to work with. He was everything that I thought he would be as a director. He's incredibly articulate, an easy collaborator. Ext….

If anybody ran a business like that they would be out of business quickly, and Barack Obama's leadership is driving this business, the United States ….

We're all human beings. And we all have our prejudices and so forth, but the thing is, let's be tolerant with each other. And if we could do that, th….

If equity and human natural reason were allowed there would be no law, there would be no lawyers..

It used to happen in villages and towns in China that they would have - I guess you'd call them beauty contests - where all of the women of a particu….

If every man would help his neighbor, no man would be without help..

A fantasy can be equivalent to a paradise and if the fantasy passes, better yet, because eternal paradise would be very boring..

I never imagined my life would be the way that it has been for the past 30 years. I have had the best experiences a person can have-and the worst as ….

I try to combine my work with my family, that's what I aspire to. I don't say that's the only thing. It's not all work and family, because otherwise ….

One of my correspondents has me convinced that the human race would be saved if the world became one huge nudist colony. I keep thinking how much har….

It would be nice to hear someone accidentally whistle something of mine, somewhere, just once..

A right rule for a club would be, Admit no man whose presence excludes any one topic. It requires people who are not surprised andshocked, who do and….

People ask me often [whether] the Nobel Prize [was] the thing you were aiming for all your life, and I say that would be crazy. Nobody would aim for ….

A blade of grass is a commonplace on Earth; it would be a miracle on Mars. Our descendants on Mars will know the value of a patch of green. And if a ….

I checked out all types of tobacco trying to find one that would be easiest to live with, I ended up using pipe tobacco. It burned slower, and it was….

This would be a vastly better world to live in if Matt Drudge decided to handle his emotional problems more responsibly, and set himself on fire..

The worst attitude of all would be the professional attitude which regards children in the lump as a sort of raw material which we have to handle..