I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

I never take myself too seriously..

I am interested in doing something that cannot be explained..

I rewrite everything, almost idiotically. I rewrite and work and work, and rewrite and rewrite some more..

all deaths are one's own..

One cannot say everything at once..

I am no one to be a purist..

That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..

I am as omnivorous as it's possible to be. I always say there's nothing I won't eat and nothing I won't wear..

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face..

I thought that conclusion that we leaped to right after the election, that has been disproven statistically so many times, I don't know why Republica….

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

When I played with Michael Jordan on the Olympic team, there was a huge gap between his ability and the ability of the other great players on that te….

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..