You've got to tell your money what to do or it will leave..

Leadership must be demonstrated, not announced..

But possibly I am something more than I suppose myself to be..

To say a thing 'must be', is the very power that makes it..

Rehabilitate the germs that cause bad breath..

There are so many women out there relying on me to represent them..

You have to do what you fear, otherwise fear is in charge..

Eee-nee-mee-nee-my-nee-moe.

Bette Midler can say four-letter words and make you love it..

What could be worse than having to be seen resorting to your own life..

Better to be screwed physically than financially..

There was a time when He was not..

You can live with me in this house I've built out of writers blocks..

I spend days with writers' block. It is a problem..

Read a lot. Write a lot. Have fun..

writing about a writer's block is better than not writing at all.

Just write every day of your life. Read intensely..

Faith is agreeing with God and saying what He says about you..

Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit..

I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities in burkhas..

History is always repeating itself, but each time the price goes up..