I always wear the same thing onstage..

I live to service you.

Upward, not Northward.

I follow politics, but I don't like to discuss it..

Let science tell us what and how. Let religion tell us who and why..

We find ourselves only by looking to what we’re not..

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other.

God is the same everywhere..

He that ceaseth to be a friend never was a good one..

Maintain yourself and everything maintains itself around you..

I am a geek dad, believe me. I've got my iPad with me; I've got my iPhone 4; I've got my Xbox. I love technology and I want to feel like I'm living i….

I'm a middle-aged dad, which means I have no social time or life to speak of, and so I connect with my buddies with my Xbox..

...the more he did nothing, the less time he had to do anything..

I am always tying up and then deciding to depart..

Best beauty tip is forgiveness for yourself and others.

In your 20s, you learn. In your 30s, you earn..

The more it changes, the more it's the same thing..

Phil Spector is probably a better date than Roman Polanski..

I really liked it best when I was a nobody..

Faith must be worked at..

I don't really like ska..