Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her..

All you really have... is now..

Yes! The Tommo is back!.

Oh, the truth, oh yeah, lot of trouble that got us into, didn't it, over the last maybe thousand years? Hitler knew the truth, so did Stalin, so did ….

It's a pitch you can extend your career with because it's less taxing on your body. It's like dog years, but in reverse. I feel like I'm 27 or 26 in ….

Children of the middle years do not do their learning unaffected by attendant feelings of interest, boredom, success, failure, chagrin, joy, humiliat….

Ray Rice was beat up last year.

I will eat anything, at least once. For better or worse..

Everything I touch is a success..

I'm free of hypochondria-- although I've got everything else..

Everyone thought I had everything. I had nothing..

Everyone in his place and a place for everyone..

If you wish to enrich days, plant flowers; If you wish to enrich years, plant trees; If you wish to enrich Eternity, plant ideals in the lives of oth….

I'm just looking to get through the day..

Choose love not in the shallows but in the deep..

I think that everyone at any age should ask themselves, 'where do I want to be today, where do I want to be tomorrow, and where do I want to be in a ….

Every year of my life I grow more convinced that it is wisest and best to fix our attention on the beautiful and the good, and dwell as little as pos….

There is this thing about time that you can't see at the time you're at..

Every single guy that I've caddied, even guys that I've caddied for just here and there over the years has won tournaments. There's no one I've caddi….

Only one music comes out of me..

I'd like to work with David Lynch again..