You gotta keep the funny intact..

My dowry is thirty-five. A year.” His brows climbed. “You’re joking.” “I would never joke about money with a notorious thief. Just imagine, in a mere….

50 years from now we won't need as much human labour to do what manual workers do, so we should be able to take that extra productivity and put it to….

I used to have the same lunch every day, for 20 years, I guess, the same thing over and over again..

It now seems to me that the findings of more than fifty years of DNA research have provided materials for a new and enormously powerful argument to d….

In many ways, Apple CEO Tim Cook has been saying that and more for many years. He's said you don't have to choose between doing good and doing well. ….

James Hardie(R) siding is a sustainable and marvelous substitute for wood. It's available pre-colored and the finish truly looks like high-grade wood….

50 years old is like springtime to me..

Poor people in America today (people who are officially in poverty) have a higher standard of living - in terms of medical standards, in terms of goi….

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

I work hard to make the poems as good as they can be, and if they're not good enough I scrap them. I find it difficult after a gap of a few years to ….

Left-leaning policies - I'm 52 years old, I've been to Cuba, I've been to dysfunctional state oriented places - left-leaning policies fail the lower ….

God bless this tiny little boat, And me who travels in it. It stays afloat for years and years, And sinks within a minute. And so the soul in which w….

People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our gove….

A lot of players know I've been around 13 years and this is my second lockout. I got a lot of respect. I know what's going on both for the league and….

Through the years you, the Delaware State family and your predecessors, have faced many challenges. You worked through them with fierce determination….

Every day of the year where the water is 76, day and night, and the waves roll high, I take my sled, without runners, and coast down the face of the ….

I will be the 43-year-old guy in the jumpsuit. In my estimation and my image of myself is that I am 23 and can get away with it. If I didn't have the….

Most people are interested in seeing 27-year-old women who are in movies somehow connected to sex. It's interesting to everyone. Especially little mo….

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year..

The friend who understands you, creates you..