I never really cared about what I looked like..

I'd come up with one leg in theater, but never my first leg. I loved the camera too much..

You've got to tell your money what to do or it will leave..

I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better. But I don't wanna outshine her..

You better get it while you can.

And see she flies, and she is everywhere..

Just say yes, just say there's nothing holding you back..

When did an old white guy yelling at me, telling me what to think become news? What gives him the right to tell me what to think? When was the last t….

When I did Ben 10, I really didn't know anything about Ben 10. But when I went back to visit my son Pierre and told him what I'd just done, he said "….

She says that what you did was a cry for help." "It was," I say. "That's why I was yelling 'Heeeelp!' I don't really go in for subtlety..

Unless I'm running and yelling, then you really see how crooked my mouth is!.

When he was very excited, [John Singer] Sargent would rush at his canvas with his brush poised for attack, yelling, 'Demons, demons, demons!' When he….

If you see me in New York, you'll probably see me on my bicycle riding furiously between a city bus and a taxi cab, hitting one of them on the side a….

I got booted out third, but to me [Last Comic Standing] was a lot like Rambo II...I don't really remember much...there was rats, people bombing, scre….

One thing I have learned is, if people tell you they had a "frank" discussion with someone, it is usually code for a yelling match with clenched fist….

What feeds me destroys me..

Clint Eastwood's speech was kind of a metaphor for the entire Republican Party: A confused old person yelling at something that doesn't exist..

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The do….

We know that inevitably the millennials will get old and tired again, and then there will be the bilennials or trilennials, or whatever the next gene….

turns me on so loud it's like no sound, everybody yelling at me hands over their ears from behind a glass wall, faces working around in talk circles ….