I'm a version of the same person..

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming..

The great god Pan is dead..

I have seen my mugshot..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane.' I said, 'If I have a stro….

We are not by nature cruel..

Be sure that whatever you are is you..

We have a choice every day — to act on yesterday's good intentions or get an early start on tomorrow's regrets..

God is the same everywhere..

There is, quite literally, nothing to understand..

No one's ever called me anything but 'Arne.'.

We is always so much better than I..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..

There are good places to play and bad places..

I like it when I strut..

Don't anoint me when you can anoint yourself..

You have no beginning of time. It's always been there..

Let's take the work seriously, and not ourselves seriously..

Better to separate than never to marry..