Anybody that'll stand up to The Cline is all right..

I'm a chronic relapser. I guess I always will be..

Misbehave more beautifully; more often..

Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth." -Taleswapper.

Don’t worry about your future, Washington will take care of everything for you..

The public is never wrong..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..

I have no literary fears..

Because they knew each other's thoughts, they even quarrelled without speaking..

I'm a version of the same person..

I have seen my mugshot..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I like it when I strut..

Tell them to send everything that can fly..

For me, I've gotten better at that since I've gotten older. I never was good at that when I was younger..

...don’t judge your future based on others’ mistakes..

I hope Mr. Obama has success..

Instead of speaking saintly words we must act them..

You change the rules or you are going under..